Morning Shifts!

Morning Shifts
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I was 18 back in September of this year, it was quite the occaision, except that i was working nightshift that night (The Friday night at midnight 'till the following morning).  It was pretty awesome, the nightshift that is, until i fell asleep on the floor in stationary at about half six in the morning - It was pretty embarassing likes, but what a way to kick off the morning shifts.

The staff are pretty awesome, a few guys that i've known out of work and a few that i only met at the induction, the sup. is pretty awesome, actually behaves like one of the team, does the work, leads by example - pretty awesome.

But there is this older couple - well, i say couple, but i mean just two older people, not in a relationship, unless they are secretly gay and suchlike - and i swear, one follows the other like her fucking nose is glued to the others arse!  It is unbelievable!  Granted, i have been told from a few people that she is highly influenced by those around her and all ...

I swear these two, they're like an auld married couple, just with all the fighting and no kissing and making up - which quite frankly would scare us all shitless if we happened upon that scene ... eww ...

But the two of them take the piss something chronic ... I mean, sometimes the older one needs to leave a little earlier than when her shift finishes, you know, needs to take the daughter to hospital, or needs to look after the grandchild - Thats cool ... It happens ya digg?  What i DON'T get, is why the younger of the two, feels the need to leave WITH the older one ...  Would you like to know why?  Of course you do - It's so she can get a lift home instead of getting on the bus with the rest of us 'Commoners'.

So okay, they bend the rules slightly, but on top of that, they are both such kiss asses, i reckon if they tried to get any further up my bosses arse, they'd need a ladder to climb back out, pretty unbelievable, they spend most of the mornings doing sweet fuck all, and then as soon as the big boss comes in, they put their heads down and work, like they should and then bitch about everyone on the shift to the boss ... I swear, sometimes i would like to ram one of those christmas trees we sell, up their arses ....

.... Sideways.

Don't get me wrong, i personally don't think i'm a bad guy in that sense, we all have our people we dislike, and normally i can be civil about it, but these two really do my tits in.

Peace.